Diary of a First-Time Buyer

… after three days of searching and looking at fewer than 10 apartments was not tempered by writing a big check 10 … new bank statements the IRS income verification forms letters explaining credit inquiries and copies of paychecks … requiring me to report a higher incomea condition that in 2011 cost me a few extra thousand in taxes And second my …

… or the Carolinas or parts unknownI closed my eyes tried to visualize this messedup map It was too wacky for me   Im out …  could be next month or in six months maybe never Darrens voice ratcheted up a few notches took on a singsongy …