True story: I lived above a drug-addled squatter (with my imaginary husband, William)

… this way My life on the Upper East Side went from  Gossip Girl  to an episode of  Maury Povich  and I didnt like it I … there was blood all over the hallway and stairs and Troys girlfriend was screaming about how he had to go to the … will catch me I couldnt make this stuff up I talked to the neighbors I hadnt met for all the years I had lived there …

By Kelly Kreth |March 10, 2016 - 4:09PM