A Doorman Speaks

… pack up their entire apartments and head for summer homes in the Hamptons or wherever And with 15+ years on the job Im entitled to four weeks PAID vacation Cant wait for those cold Coronas on the beach 2 … … intense due to the hot humid air Queasy anyone A constant watering down of the sidewalk is in order 5 … Extra favors … …

… of construction worker But when things need fixing in my home if there is any heavy lifting involved whatever you … knowhow and  some elbow grease And no Elbow grease is not a product that can be purchased in a hardware store as one … … staff … boards … Neighbors … Coop men weirdly helpless at home …