Real estate listing photos you wouldn't want to encounter while on hallucinogens

By Nathan Tempey | January 22, 2018 - 9:00AM

Andy Donaldson of Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos (website and book) fame has a talent for finding the least inviting listing images from around the internet. This is David Lynchian marketing that (we could only imagine) would be unpleasant to run into while under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. It's in a familiar package, and yet everything's so very off.

Here is Donaldson's latest batch, accompanied as always by his signature commentary.

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