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Admittedly, we sometimes underestimate Staten Island. But charms it has a-plenty, especially as a change of scenery from the rest of the city. Take its ponds, which dot the borough and make the island so much greener and more of a respite than so many other spots in NYC. (Why take on the traffic-y drive to Cape Cod when we have ponds right here?
The NYC market's been notorious lately for having low inventory, so much so that buyers are often prepped for bidding wars. But at the Carnegie House, there were, at last count by Bloomberg, 49 apartments on the market out of 324 total—a little over a sixth.
Forget splurging for pricey stagers—just make sure your dog's not pooping in your listing photo. Oh, and maybe mow your pool (yes, pool).
As always, this batch of questionable listings come care of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's commentary.
It's no secret Tribeca's covetable. Dan Gluck, the Museum of Sex's founder and executive director, called it his "dream neighborhood" in our most recent Due Diligence column. And it's not hard to see why: cobblestone streets, lofty housing stock, a marriage of old and new New York. If it's your ultimate neighborhood, too, and you're in the market for a new place, here are properties hosting open houses this weekend:
The number one rule in staging an apartment or house is to keep your personality hidden. Unfortunately these sellers didn't get the memo. We feel like we're getting a little too intimate with them and their, ahem, preferences.
As always, the listings photos come care of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's commentary.