Staging + Open Houses

Want to make your fixer-upper look better? Throw in an armless mannequin

By BrickUnderground  | February 1, 2016 - 2:59PM
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Serious question: How do these sellers think these photos are going to help them unload their homes?

As usual, this week's batch of odd photos comes courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's own commentary.

Sure, it’s awkward at first, but they’ll be out playing together in the yard in no time.


Blue on blue. Mark Rothko, 1969.


Blue on Grey. Real Estate Agent Unknown, 2016.


You’re cornered. Give up now before you make this any worse for yourself.

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