Photos: don't you wish your building looked like this on Halloween?

By BrickUnderground | October 30, 2015 - 3:03PM

Subway flashers, pervy catcallers, the one roommate you have who never seems to leave his room—NYC doesn't want for creepy setups we'd rather do without.

But when it comes to townhouses and apartment buildings dressed to fright, yes please! We posted one house yesterday on the Upper East Side on Instagram—follow us!—that looked to have a distressingly emaciated "resident" fleeing through the window:

Things are getting spooky on the Upper East Side! #halloween #halloween2015 #nychalloween #ues #realestate #brickstagram #brickunderground
A photo posted by BrickUnderground (@brickunderground) on Oct 28, 2015 at 8:01am PDT

I've got nothing but respect for my neighbors #halloweennyc
A photo posted by karajevans (@karajevans) on Oct 29, 2015 at 5:40am PDT

And another one with a front yard just "dying" for trick-or-treaters:

A truly haunted house #ues #halloweenNYC #townhouse #nycrealestate #brickstagram #brickunderground #latergram
A photo posted by BrickUnderground (@brickunderground) on Oct 29, 2015 at 7:35am PDT

And because Instagram is the gift that keeps on photographing, we've rounded up some of the best pics that have captured New Yorkers decking out their real estate in Halloween finery. (Turns out, we're pretty good at this!) Enjoy!

Need an escape this week from neighborhood #halloweenNYC
A photo posted by Bubu (@bubuwang13) on Oct 28, 2015 at 8:00pm PDT

This reminds me of the extremely haunted French Quarter in New Orleans. (West 4th and 11th Streets). #halloween #halloweennyc # #halloweeninnyc #halloweencountdown #Samhein #ghoststories #allhallowseve #new_york_shots #greenwichvillage #streetscenes
A photo posted by @dachshundofgreenwichvillage on Oct 27, 2015 at 2:27pm PDT

The Halloween decorations in my neighborhood are particularly spectacular this year. #halloween #witches #westvillage #halloweennyc #nyc #broomstick #coven
A photo posted by Megan Steer (@lurajewelry) on Oct 27, 2015 at 11:41am PDT

#halloweennyc #lupeclementefotografia #nyc #iphone6
A photo posted by LupeClementeFotografia (@lupeclementefotografia) on Oct 27, 2015 at 11:02pm PDT

Should you ask your broker to Instagram your apartment?

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