These are the listing photos your nightmares are made of
Want a quick lesson on what not to do when you're staging your apartment?
Just take a look at these questionable listing photos, courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's one-of-a-kind commentary.
“OK guys they’re coming back. Hold still and stay quiet.”
That reminds me: I need to get out of here right now and never come back.
You know the old saying “hideous sex paintings sell houses“? Me neither.
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