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I often search Streeteasy for comparable apartments on the Upper West Side to keep tabs on the market. A couple of weeks ago, I found a "one bedroom" in my building that had been on the market for a day.

My first thought was "Oh, no."

But after taking a closer look, I felt that another unit for sale in the building might not be a bad thing.

Dear Ms. Demeanor:

Signed,

Quiet Mom of Loud Child

In a dog-eat-dog city, sometimes it’s your dog walker who is eating—straight out of your fridge….or medicine cabinet, relieving you of your prescription medicines a few milligrams at a time.

“The prescription drug experience is very, very common,” says Elena Gretch, who started her upscale Manhattan pet-services business, It's a Dog's Life, in an attempt to cure “every bad experience” she had with walkers she had hired for her own dog.

Ask around at a dog run and you will hear stories of walkers caught in the shower, watching tv on the sofa, throwing parties and sampling the alcohol.

Q. Does a board member have to resign when he puts his co-op unit on the market for sale? I don't recall anything in our building documents saying they have to, but should they, ethically, to avoid a potential conflict of interest?

• City cracks down on temporary walls (NY Times)
• UES condo owners lose bid to stop cell towers on their roof (NY Daily News)
• Why you shouldn't let a buyer move in before the closing (Malcolm Carter)
• Rents head up, while inventory & concessions shrink (The Apple, Peeled)
• Are dachshunds the noisy apartment dog? (Daily Intel)

tod zill a - n. Small but noisy child who lives upstairs or next door.

Rachel slept with earplugs Monday through Wednesday and every other weekend, the days when the todzilla upstairs came to stay with its father.

I’m a mortgage banker, so I work all day helping people buy apartments in the city, and I’ve heard the horror stories about board interviews.

Like the guy who was informed that he was going to be assessed $10,000 for a lawsuit the building had lost against a shareholder. He got in a dispute about it at the interview because he didn’t think he should pay. He didn’t get the apartment.

When we asked him how to avoid being bamboozled by a rendering, new development marketer Stephen Kliegerman seemed to pull no punches.

So it occurred to us that having consulted on around 150 condo projects as Halstead Property's executive director of development, Kliegerman knows where the design skeletons are buried and can see past the distractions of Carrera marble and bamboo floors to what really matters.

Here's his take on The Perfect Condo. (Spoiler alert: Rainhead showerheads and low-riding electrical outlets need not apply.)

• Two weeks without a toilet in Manhattan (NYT)
• Tips for a stale seller (The Apple, Peeled)
• Introducing the Bicycle Valet (Curbed via The Villager)
• Proposed law may ban short-term co-op/condo rentals (Habitat Mag)
• Garbage mysteries solved (NYT Cityroom blog)